2000 USES OF WD-40

In the garage where tools do dwell, WD-40 works its magic spell. Squeaky hinges, they groan no more, With just a spray, they glide like before. Rusty bolts, they loosen with ease, WD-40's power sure to please. Stuck zippers, they slide anew, A quick application, and they're like new. Bike chains, they spin without a hitch, WD-40's touch, they never glitch. Gardening tools, protected from rust, With WD-40, they'll never bust. From cars to doors, it's always the same, WD-40 saves the day, it's no game. A versatile hero in a red can, For all your needs, it's your handyman!